{"id":4312,"date":"2009-09-02T09:45:08","date_gmt":"2009-09-02T13:45:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/?p=4312"},"modified":"2009-09-05T09:15:50","modified_gmt":"2009-09-05T13:15:50","slug":"is-google-maps-the-portal-to-bizarro-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/02\/is-google-maps-the-portal-to-bizarro-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Is Google Maps the Portal to Bizarro World?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Do you remember Bizarro World<\/a> from Superman? <\/p>\n

A Wikipedia refresher: In the Bizarro world of “Htrae” (“Earth” spelled backwards), society is ruled by the Bizarro Code which states “Us do opposite of all Earthly things! Us hate beauty! Us love ugliness! Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World!”. In one episode, for example, a salesman is doing a brisk trade selling Bizarro bonds: “Guaranteed to lose money for you”. Later, the mayor appoints Bizarro No. 1 to investigate a crime, “Because you are stupider than the entire Bizarro police force put together”. This is intended and taken as a great compliment.<\/em><\/p>\n

My current working theory is that Google Maps is a secret entrance to the Bizarro world of Superman although the bond scenario noted above is spookingly prescient of our world. My thinking here is buttressed by Google Map’s “System Error<\/a>” message presented to those that have been banned for who knows how long from the Local Business Center for suspected spamming: <\/p>\n

System Error
\nWe\u2019re sorry, but we are unable to serve your request at this time. Please try back in a few minutes. <\/em><\/p>\n

It is one of the most bizarre, perhaps sadistic messages in all computing history. Asking the suspected spammer to check back in a few minutes is a very weird touch.<\/p>\n

As further proof that Google Maps is a portal to Bizarro World, I relay this tale that was received yesterday as a comment on my post: System Error, Googlespeak for Banned?<\/a>
\n********<\/p>\n

Mike, We\u2019ve run into a brick wall with Google. I\u2019ve followed some of your posts and response on the Maps forums and your blog here. I agree with your conclusions on Google\u2019s inane policy of banning. I believe we\u2019ve been banned by this exact \u201cSystem Error\u201d since February (more than 6 months). <\/p>\n

I\u2019ve posted in the Maps help forum and I\u2019ve filed 6 reinclusion requests \u2013 pretty much one a month. I\u2019ve never heard anything back from anyone at Google. Our other Google services still work (including our non-profit-status YouTube channel), but we are banned \/ blocked from the LBC. <\/p>\n

We are a regional health system, with 4000+ employees, two hospitals, a third medical campus, and many clinics, departments, facilities, physician practices, services, joint-ventures, medical offices, etc. Our facilities have a wide variety of names, but all are part of our health system. <\/p>\n

Most of our facilities are in one of two towns \u2013 Town A and Town B. But, we often also have multiple locations for a specific service. For example, our seniors services has a building in Town A near Hospital A, and a second location in Town B in Hospital B. Our Rehabilitation Services has four locations, two stand-alone in Town A, one stand-alone in Town B, and one in Hospital B in Town B. <\/p>\n

Because there are multiple services in one building (or campus), many have the same address. But, senior services, birthing services, and volunteers and the charity foundation are all very different entities that are in the same building (or 3-building campus) and the same mailing address. Before we started claiming listings, there were already over 100 listings for all of our services and facilities in Goggle Maps. <\/p>\n

However, several were incorrect \u2013 wrong phone number, wrong location, old location, no street address (just the town), missing locations, etc. \u2013 and there were several duplicates. We don\u2019t use any SEO company or anyone else \u2013 it\u2019s just me, a one-man show for our web services. I started claiming all of those listings, which was its own monumental feat. I couldn\u2019t verify most of them by phone, because I couldn\u2019t get to all of those locations and talk to the employee who might answer it first. <\/p>\n

We did postcards for most of them, but that took a concerted effort to try to get the mailrooms and all of the locations to forward those to me, as they had no idea what the post cards were. I was trying to clean up and simplify our listings, including removing any duplicates. That worked for a while, and then one day we were banned (I assume) with the \u201cSystem Error.\u201d <\/p>\n

Now, all of those listings are gone and many items have been removed from Maps and I still have a stack of post cards that I\u2019m ready to enter to verify the listings. I\u2019ve read the Business Listing Guidelines several times, and we were not blatantly violating any of those, and none of them intentionally. <\/p>\n

But, it\u2019s possible Google thought we were based on their interpretation of our listings, even if their interpretation is wrong (such as multiple locations, as I mentioned above). Any ideas? We\u2019re stuck, and meanwhile there are wrong numbers and addresses out there that patients and the public are calling or visiting, and I can\u2019t do anything to fix it.<\/p>\n

Author : Jeff Wiley
\nE-mail : jgw1 at the following domain – pvhs.org
\nURL : http:\/\/www.pvhs.org<\/p>\n

*****<\/p>\n

I have no idea whether Jeff has sinned or been sinned against, no idea whether he is caught in Bizarro World or being properly punished for some heinous act. <\/p>\n

I do know that he deserves a straight answer from Google as to what he did, what he needs to do to be reinstated and when he might expect that to occur.<\/p>\n

I also am of the strongly held belief that Google should be capable of designing error messages that are honest and communicative, messages that are from this world and not from some alternative universe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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