{"id":340,"date":"2007-12-23T16:43:39","date_gmt":"2007-12-23T20:43:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/23\/nominations-for-rubber-chicken-sem-humor-award-aka-the-columbo-award\/"},"modified":"2007-12-27T16:59:29","modified_gmt":"2007-12-27T20:59:29","slug":"nominations-for-rubber-chicken-sem-humor-award-aka-the-columbo-award","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/23\/nominations-for-rubber-chicken-sem-humor-award-aka-the-columbo-award\/","title":{"rendered":"Nominations for Rubber Chicken SEM Humor Award (aka the Columbo Award)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Updated 12\/24\/07 <\/strong>Our nominations are in. We have closed the nomination period and are now moving to the next stage of the process. The final standings will be announced before the end of the year at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.searchengineland.com\">SEL<\/a>!Take a look, give us your reader&#8217;s choice nomination for the best&#8230;..They range from the mundane to the profane. Please double check the list to make sure I didn&#8217;t miss your article or title&#8230;.<!--more--><\/p>\n<ol id=\"commentlist\">\n<li id=\"comment-169873\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wingnutseo.com\/?p=72\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permanent Link to Want traffic?  Rank for High Traffic Keywords\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\">Want traffic?  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The final standings will be announced before the end of the year at SEL!Take a look, give us your reader&#8217;s choice nomination for the best&#8230;..They range from the mundane to the profane. &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":262,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rubber-chicken-award"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/262"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}