{"id":17528,"date":"2014-12-11T12:51:42","date_gmt":"2014-12-11T16:51:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/?p=17528"},"modified":"2014-12-11T18:40:39","modified_gmt":"2014-12-11T22:40:39","slug":"google-some-days-i-just-shake-my-head-today-is-one-of-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/2014\/12\/11\/google-some-days-i-just-shake-my-head-today-is-one-of-them\/","title":{"rendered":"Google &#8211; Some Days I Just Shake My Head &#8211; Today is One of Them"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_17529\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17529\" style=\"width: 290px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Screen-Shot-2014-12-11-at-11.41.10-AM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-17529\" src=\"http:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Screen-Shot-2014-12-11-at-11.41.10-AM-290x200.png\" alt=\"You gotta love the privacy respect they shower on the iconic image of the Colonel.\" width=\"290\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Screen-Shot-2014-12-11-at-11.41.10-AM-290x200.png 290w, https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Screen-Shot-2014-12-11-at-11.41.10-AM-520x357.png 520w, https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Screen-Shot-2014-12-11-at-11.41.10-AM-1024x704.png 1024w, https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Screen-Shot-2014-12-11-at-11.41.10-AM.png 1319w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17529\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You gotta love the privacy respect they shower on the iconic image of the Colonel. Click to view larger.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Over the past several days, a number of Google &#8220;annoyances&#8221; have cropped up&#8230;. sometimes it is amazing where a company like Google chooses to put its head&#8230;. that I wanted to get off my chest.<\/p>\n<p>1- Did you know that Google&#8217;s bulk upload, even though upgraded multiple times with a raft of new <a href=\"http:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/2014\/10\/14\/my-business-locations-business-accounts-a-tool-to-manage-social-in-bulk\/\">ownership<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/2014\/11\/09\/a-visual-guide-to-using-my-business-bulk-business-accounts-for-multi-user-management\/\">management<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/30\/google-bulk-multi-admin-seen-in-the-wild\/\">social<\/a> features still has a 200 character limit to the <a href=\"https:\/\/support.google.com\/business\/answer\/3370250?hl=en#description\">description field<\/a>? Only known solution: open every G+ Page and upgrade the description manually. Even the few companies that have access to the G+ Plus API and that manage bulk uploads can&#8217;t affect this field. \u00a0How lame is that?<\/p>\n<p>2- Google obviously put a lot of work into the <a href=\"http:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/2014\/12\/01\/google-rolls-out-major-update-to-google-my-business-guidelines\/\">new guidelines<\/a> and the examples. And in many cases made things much more clear. Kudos.<\/p>\n<p>But then why do they need to obfuscate things like virtual office guidelines?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>If your business rents a temporary, &#8220;virtual&#8221; office at a different address from your primary business, do not create a page for that location unless it is staffed during your normal business hours.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That statement could have been written by Franz Kafka&#8230; and leaves one in awe. Just what does it mean? Was it intentionally meant to not inform so that it could be enforced only when desired?<\/p>\n<p>Certainly they deserve scorn over the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.localvisibilitysystem.com\/2014\/12\/01\/latest-google-places-guideline-flip-flop-natural-extension-of-pigeon-update\/\">descriptor fiasco<\/a> but it seems to me that there are new fiascos in the making with their &#8220;Two or more brands at the same location&#8221; guidelines in general their examples in particular.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Acceptable: &#8220;TCC Verizon Wireless Premium Retailer&#8221;, &#8220;U-Haul Neighborhood Dealer&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know about Verizon but I do know about\u00a0U-Haul Neighborhood Dealers. These are gas stations, repair shops and used car lots that have added U-Haul as a product line.\u00a0This\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/102547158129636207087\/about\">U-Haul Neighborhood Dealer<\/a>\u00a0is also\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/106779309015759185501\/about\">Cars Are Us<\/a>. Same paluka answering both phones and as you can\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/place\/Cars+Are+Us\/@42.9567187,-78.8900981,3a,52.5y,38h,90t\/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sgWGVk46-27zj1EPvvei4yw!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x89d36cdbfa086e7b:0x197955759f50bdea!6m1!1e1?hl=en\">see from Streetview<\/a>\u00a0no obvious U Haul branding. Yet he gets two pages not one. Isn&#8217;t that what categories are for?<\/p>\n<p>And somehow those <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/place\/Taco+Bell\/@42.0774411,-78.4402623,3a,52.5y,183h,90t\/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sl7b-W-MUst9ICU_-VHO2HQ!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0x5ed82a86cbf1c94e!6m1!1e1\">tiny KFC\/Taco Bell shops<\/a> garner two pages while the <a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/116130241286487348886\/about?hl=en&amp;gl=us\">Lebanese, Greek, American, Italian restaurant<\/a> would be tagged a spammer if they had two.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-17530\" src=\"http:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Screen-Shot-2014-12-11-at-11.45.37-AM-520x538.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2014-12-11 at 11.45.37 AM\" width=\"300\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Screen-Shot-2014-12-11-at-11.45.37-AM-520x538.png 520w, https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Screen-Shot-2014-12-11-at-11.45.37-AM-193x200.png 193w, https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Screen-Shot-2014-12-11-at-11.45.37-AM.png 604w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>3- And finally spam in general but <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;q=DUI+lawyer+Los+Angeles&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=UTF-8\">DUI Lawyer spam in LA<\/a> in particular. Name spam, location spam, spam, spam, spam. \u00a0Its on the front page, it&#8217;s in maps. It&#8217;s freakin&#8217; everywhere. When you call many of these listings they often won&#8217;t answer with their company name just a &#8220;hello&#8221; and when you ask where they are located it will be any place but LA.<\/p>\n<p>It isn&#8217;t just DUI, its in virtually every major category in LA. See this <a href=\"http:\/\/localsearchforum.catalystemarketing.com\/google-local\/25846-attorney-spam-back-la-serps-raises-google.html\">post<\/a> by Linda. And this stuff has been around for ages, reported multiple times, through multiple channels&#8230;. hello?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the past several days, a number of Google &#8220;annoyances&#8221; have cropped up&#8230;. sometimes it is amazing where a company like Google chooses to put its head&#8230;. that I wanted to get off my chest. 1- Did you know that Google&#8217;s bulk upload, even though upgraded multiple times with a raft of new ownership, management &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":262,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-google-plus"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/262"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17528"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17548,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17528\/revisions\/17548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}