{"id":14194,"date":"2013-01-20T10:57:18","date_gmt":"2013-01-20T14:57:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/?p=14194"},"modified":"2013-01-20T10:57:18","modified_gmt":"2013-01-20T14:57:18","slug":"how-many-iphones-does-it-take-to-tell-a-joke-i-forget","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/20\/how-many-iphones-does-it-take-to-tell-a-joke-i-forget\/","title":{"rendered":"How Many iPhones Does it Take to Tell a Joke? I forget"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Siri may be witty but she can&#8217;t tell a joke for beans. After I <a href=\"http:\/\/searchengineland.com\/ever-wanted-to-be-siri-apple-seeks-a-writer-145559\">read<\/a> that Apple had posted a job listing for a writer\/editor to refine Siri&#8217;s responses I was curious if Siri, who has retorts for many questions, \u00a0had yet refined her <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Borscht_Belt#Comedic_legacy\">Borscht Belt Schtick<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Apparently not.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-14195\" alt=\"siri-joke\" src=\"http:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/siri-joke.jpg\" width=\"440\" height=\"3850\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Siri may be witty but she can&#8217;t tell a joke for beans. After I read that Apple had posted a job listing for a writer\/editor to refine Siri&#8217;s responses I was curious if Siri, who has retorts for many questions, \u00a0had yet refined her Borscht Belt Schtick. Apparently not.\u00a0 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":262,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local-mobil"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/262"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14194"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14198,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14194\/revisions\/14198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blumenthals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}