Comments on: It’s not your mother’s Yellow Pages; Brain Injured in CA http://blumenthals.com/blog/2008/05/14/its-not-your-mothers-yellow-pages-brain-injured-in-ca/ Developing Knowledge about Local Search Wed, 23 May 2012 02:08:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Big Boobs Bounce Back to Top of Google Maps | Understanding Google Maps & Local Search http://blumenthals.com/blog/2008/05/14/its-not-your-mothers-yellow-pages-brain-injured-in-ca/comment-page-1/#comment-430023 Big Boobs Bounce Back to Top of Google Maps | Understanding Google Maps & Local Search Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:54:05 +0000 http://blumenthals.com/blog/?p=662#comment-430023 [...] had not seen this sort of spam since the wild west days of Brain Injured Lawyers in LA last year. Did Google’s spam filters break down or has their OneBox algo gone amuck? Or maybe [...] [...] had not seen this sort of spam since the wild west days of Brain Injured Lawyers in LA last year. Did Google’s spam filters break down or has their OneBox algo gone amuck? Or maybe [...]

]]> By: Mike Blumenthal http://blumenthals.com/blog/2008/05/14/its-not-your-mothers-yellow-pages-brain-injured-in-ca/comment-page-1/#comment-251062 Mike Blumenthal Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:15:42 +0000 http://blumenthals.com/blog/?p=662#comment-251062 Hi Andrew changing your domain name would only be the half of it....to get into the spirit of this movement you would need to change your business name to "Spotsylvania Wills and probates" or better, "Criminal Lawyer" Mike Hi Andrew changing your domain name would only be the half of it….to get into the spirit of this movement you would need to change your business name to “Spotsylvania Wills and probates” or better, “Criminal Lawyer”

Mike

]]> By: Andrew Flusche http://blumenthals.com/blog/2008/05/14/its-not-your-mothers-yellow-pages-brain-injured-in-ca/comment-page-1/#comment-251032 Andrew Flusche Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:08:22 +0000 http://blumenthals.com/blog/?p=662#comment-251032 This is hilarious! Perhaps I should change my domain from my name to something like "VirginiaBusinessAttorneyLawyer.com" That's the way to rank high in "the Google", right? ;) This is hilarious! Perhaps I should change my domain from my name to something like “VirginiaBusinessAttorneyLawyer.com” That’s the way to rank high in “the Google”, right? ;)

]]> By: Understanding Google Maps & Yahoo Local Search » Local Users Bill of Rights | Developing Knowledge about Local Search http://blumenthals.com/blog/2008/05/14/its-not-your-mothers-yellow-pages-brain-injured-in-ca/comment-page-1/#comment-247866 Understanding Google Maps & Yahoo Local Search » Local Users Bill of Rights | Developing Knowledge about Local Search Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:58:09 +0000 http://blumenthals.com/blog/?p=662#comment-247866 [...] needed to be held to a higher standard. It has been like the Wild West in Local. One day brings up a case more bizarre than the next and one wonders if higher standards will be achieved and if so [...] [...] needed to be held to a higher standard. It has been like the Wild West in Local. One day brings up a case more bizarre than the next and one wonders if higher standards will be achieved and if so [...]

]]> By: Understanding Google Maps & Yahoo Local Search » Renaming your business for Local | Developing Knowledge about Local Search http://blumenthals.com/blog/2008/05/14/its-not-your-mothers-yellow-pages-brain-injured-in-ca/comment-page-1/#comment-246617 Understanding Google Maps & Yahoo Local Search » Renaming your business for Local | Developing Knowledge about Local Search Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:33:54 +0000 http://blumenthals.com/blog/?p=662#comment-246617 [...] by changing its business name. “Local Marketers” have used keyword phrases like “Brain Injury Lawyer” or “Boob Job” to replace their business names in an effort to achieve [...] [...] by changing its business name. “Local Marketers” have used keyword phrases like “Brain Injury Lawyer” or “Boob Job” to replace their business names in an effort to achieve [...]

]]> By: MiriamEllis http://blumenthals.com/blog/2008/05/14/its-not-your-mothers-yellow-pages-brain-injured-in-ca/comment-page-1/#comment-236427 MiriamEllis Sat, 17 May 2008 20:39:08 +0000 http://blumenthals.com/blog/?p=662#comment-236427 Haha - that IS a missed opportunity, Mike! I love weird town names. There's a town in California called Peanut. Even more confusing...there are two towns in California named Cloverdale. How can this be? Doesn't the postman get confused? Miriam Haha – that IS a missed opportunity, Mike!

I love weird town names. There’s a town in California called Peanut. Even more confusing…there are two towns in California named Cloverdale. How can this be? Doesn’t the postman get confused?

Miriam

]]> By: Mike Blumenthal http://blumenthals.com/blog/2008/05/14/its-not-your-mothers-yellow-pages-brain-injured-in-ca/comment-page-1/#comment-235563 Mike Blumenthal Fri, 16 May 2008 11:01:36 +0000 http://blumenthals.com/blog/?p=662#comment-235563 Apparently <em>Head Smashed In</em> is a <a href="http://www.head-smashed-in.com/" rel="nofollow">historical location in Alberta</a> where due "to their excellent understanding of topography and of bison behavior, [Native Americans] killed bison by chasing them over a precipice and subsequently carving up the carcasses in the camp below." Fortunately (or not depending on your perspective*), the search <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=safari&rls=en-us&q=brain+injured+lawyer+%22head+smashed+in%22+alberta&btnG=Search" rel="nofollow">"Brain Injured Lawyer, Head Smashed In, Alberta"</a> did not return a lawyer's Authoritative One Box. I checked. :) Mike *I wonder how the lawyer seo folks missed the opportunity. :) Apparently Head Smashed In is a historical location in Alberta where due “to their excellent understanding of topography and of bison behavior, [Native Americans] killed bison by chasing them over a precipice and subsequently carving up the carcasses in the camp below.”

Fortunately (or not depending on your perspective*), the search “Brain Injured Lawyer, Head Smashed In, Alberta” did not return a lawyer’s Authoritative One Box. I checked. :)

Mike

*I wonder how the lawyer seo folks missed the opportunity. :)

]]> By: MiriamEllis http://blumenthals.com/blog/2008/05/14/its-not-your-mothers-yellow-pages-brain-injured-in-ca/comment-page-1/#comment-235552 MiriamEllis Fri, 16 May 2008 07:53:21 +0000 http://blumenthals.com/blog/?p=662#comment-235552 Mike - Did you know there's a place in Canada called Head Smashed In? I kid you not. Apparently, you can call up the cultural center there and they answer, "Hello, Head Smashed In." I have to try it myself sometime to see if it's true. Your article reminded me of this. Miriam Mike -
Did you know there’s a place in Canada called Head Smashed In?

I kid you not.

Apparently, you can call up the cultural center there and they answer, “Hello, Head Smashed In.” I have to try it myself sometime to see if it’s true.

Your article reminded me of this.
Miriam

]]> By: Mike Blumenthal http://blumenthals.com/blog/2008/05/14/its-not-your-mothers-yellow-pages-brain-injured-in-ca/comment-page-1/#comment-235109 Mike Blumenthal Thu, 15 May 2008 00:22:12 +0000 http://blumenthals.com/blog/?p=662#comment-235109 Stever- What is the name of the sequel? Oh and did you have insurance? 'Cause even if you did they are likely to attach your 50% to cover the medical expenses. Here is the link <a href="http://jonathanturley.org/2008/03/26/big-box-small-heart-wal-mart-wins-judgment-against-brain-damaged-woman-to-get-back-insurance-money/" rel="nofollow">Big Box, Small Heart: Wal-Mart Wins Judgment Against Brain Damaged Woman to Get Back Insurance Money</a>. You better read the fine print in your insurance...oops you can no longer read...Sorry that was a bit insensitive of me. Mike Stever-

What is the name of the sequel? Oh and did you have insurance? ‘Cause even if you did they are likely to attach your 50% to cover the medical expenses. Here is the link Big Box, Small Heart: Wal-Mart Wins Judgment Against Brain Damaged Woman to Get Back Insurance Money. You better read the fine print in your insurance…oops you can no longer read…Sorry that was a bit insensitive of me.

Mike

]]> By: Stever http://blumenthals.com/blog/2008/05/14/its-not-your-mothers-yellow-pages-brain-injured-in-ca/comment-page-1/#comment-235084 Stever Wed, 14 May 2008 22:55:23 +0000 http://blumenthals.com/blog/?p=662#comment-235084 Dear Mr. Steinbrecher, My brain was amputated in a horrible accident yesterday. The doctors tell me it can't be re-attached. :( I had been driving down Interstate 110 when one of those large overhead green road sings had fallen onto my car, sliced through the roof and off came my head. I do believe the US Department of Transportation, possibly the State of California and the city of Los Angeles may indeed be liable due to negligence. I propose a 50-50 rev. share split on the lawsuit proceeds. I estimate it to be about 1 gazillion dollars. Plus, if you or your internet marketing team we're interested, I would offer an increased commission structure on internet affiliate sales of my upcoming e-book "When Heads Roll". I would truly appreciate your counsel on this matter. Thank you PS. I found your website in Google. Dear Mr. Steinbrecher,

My brain was amputated in a horrible accident yesterday. The doctors tell me it can’t be re-attached. :(

I had been driving down Interstate 110 when one of those large overhead green road sings had fallen onto my car, sliced through the roof and off came my head.

I do believe the US Department of Transportation, possibly the State of California and the city of Los Angeles may indeed be liable due to negligence.

I propose a 50-50 rev. share split on the lawsuit proceeds. I estimate it to be about 1 gazillion dollars. Plus, if you or your internet marketing team we’re interested, I would offer an increased commission structure on internet affiliate sales of my upcoming e-book “When Heads Roll”.

I would truly appreciate your counsel on this matter.

Thank you

PS. I found your website in Google.

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